Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
Whenever I listen to Marina and the Diamonds I either want to curl up in a ball and eat ice cream while crying about my feelings or I want to put on my cutest dress and red lipstick and stab my enemies though the heart with my high heels there is no inbetween.
I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT
WHAT IS THAT THOUGH
They’re mints and I’m loling so hard I love her
And then she just tries to hide them, not knowing that the camera got the whole thing xD I love this girl
omg her reaction is priceless
when ur bra and undies match and ur just like Hell yeah, hell yeah
Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right Hell yeah Hell yeah, hell yeah Fuckin’ right Fuckin’ right, all right
is this really what girls get happy about
i like online shopping and putting everything i want in a cart then checking my subtotal and laughing and closing the tab
The first innovative bicycle path in the Netherlands will be paved with light stones that will charge during the day and emit light during the evening. The path will run by the home that Vincent van Gogh lived in from 1883-5